doncasturbate:

my sense of style is

“fuck im late”

“what is this”

“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”

(Source: theofficesupplies)

schaudwen:

‘I want this fic, but I do not want to write it: An Opera in three acts’

brb-fan-girling:

I don’t care if I have 12 books I haven’t read yet. I need more.

andthenilonawasalllike:

“can u not” has been my mental response to almost everything that happens these days

lilianlies:

#me about my future

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department)

ouijamatic:

my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.

“I Can’t Remember Where I Put My Phone Two Seconds Ago But I Vividly Remember Every Embarrassing Thing I’ve Said Or Done Since 2008” a book written by me

(Source: reginasmom)

sirenss:

I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them